I Never Did Go Back To Acting

I Took An Acting Class For 10 Seconds Before I Played A Lead In A Student Movie. I Showed The Film To An Agent Who Said He Would Send Me On Interviews But Wouldn't Sign Me.

I Had Seen Cheers Twice, I Think. Ted [danson] Had So Much Hair In His Widow's Peak That I Remember Thinking, "that Dude Looks Like Eddie Munster."

People Always Say, 'well, Celebrity Spokespersons Have Private Consultants'. Well, With Jenny Craig Everybody Gets A Private Consultant.

No Matter What Parents Do, Kids Retain Their Uniqueness.

There's A Lot More To Life Than How Fat Or Thin You Are.