I Never Believed That U2 Wanted To

Look, You're Here To See Me, And I Can't Go On Until My Dealer Is Here, And He's Waiting To Be Paid, So Give Me Some Money So I Can Fix Up, And Then You'll Get Your Show.

You Know, I'm Fifty-two Now And I Call Myself A Singer. Before I Kick It I Want To Be Able To Carry A Tune In A Living Room If Called Upon. Of Course, Mine Come Out All Dark And Twisted And Weird.

Something I Like To Do A Lot Is Just Sit By Water When There’s A Current And Just Stare Into The Water. I Don’t Fish, I Don’t Hunt, I Don’t Scuba, I Don’t Spear, Don’t Boat, Don’t Play Basketball Or Football – I Excel At Staring Into Space. I’m Really Good At That.

It's More Fun To Look At An Old Picture Of Me Than It Is To Look At A New One Sometimes. Although, I Still Wear A Dress Pretty Well.

Living In England Was Wonderfully Civil And Easy-going.