I Need Now's Defense Like A Fish

That's Right. Obama Didn't Lie To You When He Said, 'if You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It.' Why? Because, You Sillies, You Didn't Really Like The Plan You Chose For Yourselves! No Arguing. Barack Obama Knows Best, And He'll Tell You Whether You Actually Liked Your Insurance Plan Or Not.

Trump Is The Candidate Giving Voice To Untold Millions Of Fed-up Americans Witnessing A Purposeful Destruction Of Our Economy And The Equal Opportunity For Success That Made America Exceptional, We're Watching Career Politicians Throw Away Our Kids' Future Through Bankrupting Public Budgets And Ripping Open Our Porous Borders Which, Obvious To All Us Non-politicians, Puts Us At Great Risk.

Bear Hunting? Come On Up And We'll Fix You Up, You Betcha. Just Be Sure You Bring Some Hunting Buddies With You, Preferably Fat Ones Who Can't Run As Fast As You.

I'm The Mayor, I Can Do Whatever I Want Until The Courts Tell Me I Can't.'

If Any Vegans Came Over For Dinner, I Could Whip Them Up A Salad, Then Explain My Philosophy On Being A Carnivore: If God Had Not Intended For Us To Eat Animals, How Come He Made Them Out Of Meat?