I Can Tweet Before Going To Bed

Bored, Anonymous, Pathetic Bloggers Who Lie Annoy Me.

I'm The Mayor, I Can Do Whatever I Want Until The Courts Tell Me I Can't.'

Who Calls A Shot Like That? Who Makes A Decision Like That? It's A Disturbing Trend.

Bear Hunting? Come On Up And We'll Fix You Up, You Betcha. Just Be Sure You Bring Some Hunting Buddies With You, Preferably Fat Ones Who Can't Run As Fast As You.

People Have A Constitutional Right To Burn A Koran If They Want To, But Doing So Is Insensitive And An Unnecessary Provocation - Much Like Building A Mosque At Ground Zero.