I Can Tweet Before Going To Bed

If Somebody's Gonna Smoke A Joint In Their House And Not Do Anybody Else Any Harm, Then Perhaps There Are Other Things That Our Cops Should Be Looking At To Engage In And Try To Clean Up Some Of The Other Problems That We Have In Society.

We Say Keep Your Change, We'll Keep Our God, Our Guns, Our Constitution.

Folks, This Government Isn't Too Big To Fail, It's Too Big To Succeed.

Common Sense Tells Us That The Government's Attempts To Solve Large Problems More Often Create New Ones. Common Sense Also Tells Us That A Top-down, One-size-fits-all Plan Will Not Improve The Workings Of A Nationwide Health-care System That Accounts For One-sixth Of Our Economy.

Well, If I Were In Charge, They Would Know That Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists.