I Mostly Drive Around In A Fiat

I Think A Basic Level Of Fitness Can Help The Body Cope With All Manner Of Incidents.

Mexican Cars Are Just Going To Be Lazy, Feckless, Flatulent, Overweight, Leaning Against A Fence Asleep Looking At A Cactus With A Blanket With A Hole In The Middle On As A Coat.

Forty Is Brilliant And I Love It. I'm Happier Now Than When I Was 20.

Failing My Driving Test First Time; That Was A Disappointment On A Geological Scale.

I Like To Think That My Arrogance, Impetuosity, Impatience, Selfishness And Greed Are The Qualities That Make Me The Lovable Chap I Am.