For Me, Being Ryan Lochte Is Fun.

If You’re A Man At Night, You’ve Got To Be A Man In The Morning.

When I Was Growing Up, I Was Eating Fast Food Every Day. I'd Drink Soda Non-stop, Candy, Just Everything. It Was Horrible. My Go-to Was Mcdonald's, For Sure.

My Suit Blew Up Into A Parachute. All This Water Rushed In, There's Air, Water In There. I Was Freaking Out.

The Big Picture Is The Trials And Olympics. I Just Have To Keep Focused For That, Keep Moving Forward.

That's The Quickest Way To My Heart: Laughter.