I Measure In My Palm And Use

I Don't Know That I Have A Favorite Meal. When I'm Cooking I'm Thinking About The Person I'm Feeding And I Want To Make Them Whatever They Want. My Husband's Favorite Meal Is Carbonara. I Guess My Favorite Food Is Anything My Mom Makes. Because Like Anybody Who Loves Their Mother's Cooking, If You Try And Make Your Mom's Recipes, They Never Taste Quite The Same. And I Don't Know If That's Because She's Lying About What She's Putting In There And Just Not Telling Me. Like When I Turn My Back, She's Sneaking Something In There. It Just Never Seems To Taste The Same.

When You Really Want To Show Some Love, Keep The Flowers And Say It With Spaghetti.

I Never Do The Dishes, Because My Husband Has An Affinity For It. And I'm Also Not Allowed To Touch The Coffeemaker.

I'm An All-things-in-moderation Kind Of Person. I Do Eat A Warm Donut Occasionally. I Especially Enjoy A Cider Donut When I'm Apple Picking. I Don't Think There's Anything Wrong With That.

I Have A Fat Head - I Get Freaked-out Looking At Pictures Of Me.