I Do Know What My First Meal

I Never Do The Dishes, Because My Husband Has An Affinity For It. And I'm Also Not Allowed To Touch The Coffeemaker.

I Have A Fat Head - I Get Freaked-out Looking At Pictures Of Me.

Make Big Pots Of Soups, Stews And Chilis - They Stretch A Buck, And You Can Live Off Them For Days!

I Felt I'd Earned The Good Housekeeping Seal When I Designed An Oval-shaped Spaghetti Pot, Because Spaghetti Is Long.

If You Want To Look At The State Of Humans, You Should Look At The State Of Animals First. People Are Choosing Whether Or Not They Can Feed An Animal And Their Family. And Every Shelter Coast-to-coast Is Stuffed.