I Mean, Part Of Me Would Love

Be Nice People, Cause Nobody Likes An Asshole.

That Which Makes You Different Is What Makes You Strong. Whether You're Gay, Straight, Purple, Orange, Dinosaur; I Don't Care.

I Mean, Part Of Me Would Love To Be A Fat Tenured Professor Of Theater Someday.

I'm This Goofball. I Look At Myself In The Mirror, And The Person That I Know Doesn't Match Up To What I Think People Love To Perceive Me As.

I Have An Unabashed Adoration Of Cheesy Pop Music.