I Mean, I'm A Writer, Actor, And

It Has Been Pretty Much Downhill Ever Since The 13th Amendment

I Always Wanted To Direct Movies. That's What I Set Out To Do. When I Was A Little Kid I Just Dreamed Of Making Movies, And I Went To Film School [at Northwestern University].

Gay Men In L.a. Are All A Bunch Of Tens Looking For An Eleven.

I Always Liked The Story Of Noah's Ark And The Idea Of Starting Anew By Rescuing The Things You Like And Leaving The Rest Behind.

If John Mccain Were Really A War Hero He Would've Won Vietnam.