I Mean, I Would Say I Get

My Wife Is Short, And My Two Kids Are Also Small.

I Find Vacuuming Very Therapeutic, But I Hate Ironing. I Usually Have No Shirt On While Ironing, Because I'm Ironing It, And I End Up Burning My Chest.

My Life Is Quite Physical Anyway. When You Are Three-foot-six You Kind Of Have To Climb Stuff Now And Again, And You Find Yourself In Quite Precarious Situations Just To Manage In What Is Quite A Big World.

I've Found That It's Actually More Of A Disability To Be Tall Than Short. I Have No Problem Fitting Into Plane Toilets Etc, And The Adaptations Made For Wheelchair Users - Such As The Lowering Of Bank Machines - Work For Me As Well.

There's Nothing Better Than Going To The Movies And Going Into Another World, And Forgetting About Everything That's Happening Outside.