I Mean, I Never Liked Being Told

I Like The Rock Documentaries That Make It Seem Real. Some Rock Documentaries Are Meant To Make The Bands Look Larger Than Life.

To Women, Drummers Seem Like These Adorable, Sexy Neanderthals, And Lead Singers Seem Mysterious And Dangerous. So While The Lead Singers All Want To Be David Bowie, Floating Into Parties And Being The Center Of Attention, It's The Drummers Who Are In The Corner Doing Keg Stands And Breaking Tables. Usually It's The Drummers Who Get The Fun-loving Ladies And The Singers Who Get The Nutcases.

'some Kind Of Monster' Is Such A Nightmare For Any Musician To Watch Because You're Watching A Band Be Honest To Each Other. Not A Good Idea, Man!

I Listen To Boy Band Music Before I Have To Fire Someone.

It's Funny, There Aren't Too Many Musicians That Also Moonlight As Studio Engineers. There's A Few - The Really Brilliant Ones.