I May Be Learning Guitar, But I'll

I'm Very Proud Of My Scottish Blood.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.

The Real Truth About A Lot Of Life's Mysteries Can Be Explained By Science But People Don't Want To Get In Bed With Science Because It's Cold. They Prefer Religion, Myth, Drama.

Those Characters Are Forever Searchingeven If We're Not Watching Them, They're Out There, In Some Dimension. Mulder And Scully Are Still Doing Their Thing, Because That's Their Nature.

I Enjoy Comedy And I Hope That People Enjoy Watching Me Do It.