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A Bath Tub, Apparently, Was The First Thing I Wanted To Be.

Most Journalists Expect Me To Answer All Their Questions About Aliens And Spaceships.

I Lost My Virginity When I Was 14. And I Haven't Been Able To Find It.

I Mean, There's Chemistry In Life And There's Acting Chemistry. I'm Not Saying They're The Same Thing, But They're As Mysterious.

I'm Not Reading Currently Because I'm Getting Revisions Of A Novel. If I Read While I'm Writing I Will Unconsciously Plagiarize And Go To Jail.