I Manage To Hide In My Movies.

I'm Misrepresented As A Scary Person. I'm Not. It's All About My Size And My Eyebrows.

Someone Very Smart Once Said To Me, "steal, Don't Borrow." So If There's Anything Good In Anything Anyone Else Does, It's Fair Game. I Think That Everything I've Ever Done At Some Point Is Part Of Someone Else's Legacy.

I Was A Writer. I Just Wasn't A Very Good One. I Was Lucky Enough To Have A Playwriting Teacher Who Told Me That I'd Be A Better Actor Than I Would A Playwright.

The Funny Thing Is That I Write And I Act A Lot About Being Jewish, But I Don't Really Think About It As A Regular Person.

Everyone Assumes That Novelists Are Smarter And More Interesting. They're Generally Smarter And More Interesting, But They're Often Very Short. So It Kind Of Cancels All The Smart And Interesting Stuff Out.