I Make Faces For Cash And Chicken.

There Is Unpanned Gold In Every Soul You Run Into, No Matter What Walk Of Life They Are From.

It's Become This Really Odd Thing Where Even Some Of The Folks Who Build The Things That We Wear For Entertainment Are Contacted By Darpa-esque Companies Who Are Saying, "yeah, We're Really Doing That, And We Want To Talk To You."

Sometimes Everything You Need To Know To Be An Actor In Your Mid-forties, You Learn Before You Were 15 Years Old.

I Did Air America For Two Reasons: To Be In A Movie With Mel Gibson And To Make A Bunch Of Money. And Then Underneath There Was The Hope That In Doing This Formulaic Thing I Would Be Launched Into A Whole New Realm Of Opportunity To Do A-list Movies. By The Time We Were Done, The Only Positive Thing Was Meeting Mel Gibson.

Im Thinking Of Buying A Monkey. Then I Think, Why Stop At One? I Don't Like Being Limited In That Way. Therefore, I'm Considering A Platton Of Monkeys, So That People Will Look At Me And See How Mellow And Well-adjusted I Am Compared To These Monkeys Throwing Feces Around.