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What Do You Do After You Go To Space, More Importantly? You Can't Go To A More Intense, Awesome Thing. That's The End.

I Serve Society By Rocking!

Just Because You Don't Know How To Do Stand-up Doesn't Mean You Don't Know How To Put On A Show.

I Just Had A Son And Had To Take Him To The Paediatrician And He Measured His Head And Apparently He's In A Group In Which Only 14 Per Cent Of The Population Have A Bigger Head Than Him. Then She Said: "do You Mind If I Measure Your Head?" I Said: "go Ahead." And She Was Shocked, Because Less Than One Per Cent Of The World's Population Has A Bigger Head Than Mine. So I Guess That Means I'm Pretty Full Of Myself. Or That I Have A Huge Brain.

I Don't Have Any Real Spirituality In My Life - I'm Kind Of An Atheist - But When Music Can Take Me To The Highest Heights, It's Almost Like A Spiritual Feeling. It Fills That Void For Me.