As You Age, Feelings Do Diminish.

I Tried To Charm The Pants Off Bob Dylan, But Everyone Will Be Disappointed To Learn That I Was Unsuccessful. I Got Close - A Couple Of Fast Feels In The Front Seat Of A Cadillac.

My Daughter Very Independent. But If She's Upset About Something, She Will Absolutely Let Me Know. She's Great - A Real Tough Cookie.

I Wish America Would Spend Even Half As Much Time Complaining About Plastics In Our Oceans As We Do About Actresses' Plastic Surgery.

A Person's Life Is A Journey, A Road. Sometimes You Go Off The Road And Sometimes You Stay On All The Way Through. But You Are The Only One On That Road. It's Your Road.

Even If The Whole Human Race Dies Off Because We Keep Fighting And Killing Each Other And Being Heartless, The Planet Will Take Care Of Itself. Eventually, After Millions Of Years, It Will Cleanse Itself, And New Life Forms, Maybe Better Ones, Will Come. Meanwhile, We'll Have Gotten Exactly What We Deserved: Annihilation.