I’m Willing To Meet My Creator And

If You Hate The War, That’s Fine. But You Should Still Support The Troops. They Don’t Get To Pick Where They’re Deployed. They Just Gave The American People A Blank Check For Anything Up To And Including The Value Of Their Lives, And The Least Everyone Else Can Do Is Be Thankful. Buy Them Dinner. Mow Their Yard. Bake Them Cookies.

But In That Backroom Or Whatever It Is When God Confronts Me With My Sins, I Do Not Believe Any Of The Kills I Had During The War Will Be Among Them. Everyone I Shot Was Evil. I Had Good Cause On Every Shot. They All Deserved To Die.

The Joke Was That President Bush Only Declared War When Starbucks Was Hit. You Can Mess With The U.n. All You Want, But When You Start Interfering With The Right To Get Caffeinated, Someone Has To Pay.

Every Person I Killed I Strongly Believe That They Were Bad. When I Do Go Face God There Is Going To Be Lots Of Things I Will Have To Account For But Killing Any Of Those People Is Not One Of Them.

It Is Our Duty To Serve Those Who Serve Us.