I’m Very Busy With Schoolwork, Of Course."

He Has Never Wanted To Occupy The Throne Himself; He Prefers The Back Seat - More Room To Spread Out, You See.

Happiness Can Be Found, Even In The Darkest Of Times, If One Only Remembers To Turn On The Light.

I Am A Wizard, Not A Baboon Brandishing A Stick.

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