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You Realize That Trying To Keep Your Distance From Me Will Not Lessen My Affection For You. All Efforts To Save Me From You Will Fail.

No Headboards Were Broken.

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Not That Smart. Not That Hot. Not That Nice. Not That Funny. That's Me: I'm Not That.

Writing Is Something You Do Alone. It's A Profession For Introverts Who Wanna Tell You A Story But Don't Wanna Make Eye Contact While Telling It