I’m Not Mad. I’m In A Perfectly

I’m Not Going To Say A Damn Word About It Being Tough; I’m Having The Best Time Of My Life!

I’m Worse At What I Do Best.

You Know What I Hate About Rock? I Hate Tie-dyed Tee Shirts. I Wouldn't Wear A Tie-dyed Tee Shirt Unless It Was Dyed With The Urine Of Phil Collins And The Blood Of Jerry Garcia.

I Was Tired Of Pretending That I Was Someone Else Just To Get Along With People, Just For The Sake Of Having Friendships.

We're Just Musically And Rhythmically Retarded. We Play So Hard That We Can't Tune Our Guitars Fast Enough. People Can Relate To That.