I’m Not Mad. I’m In A Perfectly

If It's Illegal To Rock And Roll, Throw My Ass In Jail!

I'm Not Gay, Although I Wish I Were, Just To Piss Off The Homophobes.

Absolutely. Slade! A Band That Would Never Bend Over.

I Am Not Read Well, But When I Do Read, I Read Well.

And I Swear That I Don't Have A Gun...no I Don't Have A Gun