It's A Very Familiar Type Of Place

In The United States, There Is A Restaurant Called The Outback Steakhouse, And I Could Survive In There For Several Weeks At Least, Sustaining Myself On Bloomin' Onions And, I'm Sure, Their Legitimate And Very Australian Cuisine. In The Real Outback? I Give Myself About 14 Minutes.

I Was A Bad Dater, And Up Until 8th Grade I Went To An All Boy's School. So, By The Time I Hit High School I Was A Bit Freaked Out By Women In General.

I Would Like For My Kids To At Least Have Some Familiarity With Who I Am: "it's The Man From Tv!"

I Had A Friend Who, After 25 Years Of Marriage, Found Himself Trying To Date Again, And It Was Completely Different. Everything Had Changed, And He Had To Reacquaint Himself. It Was Funny Even Talking To Him About It. For Someone Who Has Been Out Of The Loop, It’s A Different World.

Make Friends First, Make Sales Second, Make Love Third. In No Particular Order.