I Love Women, I Think They're Great.

I Think Life Is Far Too Short To Concentrate On Your Past. I Rather Look Into The Future.

People Can Vote For Who Ever They Want. That Doesn't Mean I Have To Go Near Them.

Dear Pope, Send Me Some Hope Or A Rope.

Kill Them Now, Cause I Need Some Kicks. I Need Some Kicks, I'm Getting Bored.

The President's Dead, No One Can Find His Head, Its Been Missing For Two Weeks. But No One Seemed To Notice It.