I Love Velveeta Cheese.

I Just Always Knew I Was Going To Be A Star. I Was Always Going To Be Rich So I Could Buy Things For Mommy And Daddy, So That I Could Buy Them A Big House And We Could Have Things.

I Have Been Asked To Pose For Penthouse On My Hundredth Birthday. Everybody Is Going To Be Sorry.

If There's Something You Know And There's Something You Feel, But You Can't Quite Express It, You Will Hear It Somewhere. And You Don't Have To Worry, Because Someone Will Get It Sung Out.

Don't Get So Busy Making A Living That You Forget To Make A Life.

If You Talk Bad About Country Music, It's Like Saying Bad Things About My Momma. Them's Fightin' Words.