I Love Velveeta Cheese.

I Believe Above The Storm The Smallest Prayer Will Still Be Heard.

I Still Believe In Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy And True Love. Don't Even Try To Tell Me Different.

I Know The Struggles Of Poor People, And Have Always Kept That With Me.

Poor Little Britney Spears And Lindsay Lohan... If Those Little Girls Slept With As Many Men As They Say In The Tabloids, Why Their Little Butts Would Have More Fingerprints Than The Fbi! I Kinda Feel Sorry For Them. We Should Give Those Two A Break.

I'm Short And I Have A Big Appetite. I Can't Do Nothing Just A Little. It's The Same With Anything I Do. It's Very Hard For Me To Love A Little, Have Sex A Little, To Eat A Little. I Like To Do Everything, And I Like To Do It All The Way That I Want To Do It.