I Love Velveeta Cheese.

The Magic Is Inside You. There Ain't No Crystal Ball

I've Done Everything Every Fat Person Ever Has. I've Tried Every Diet.

I Think Being Poor Has Been Good For Me. I Saw How My Mom And Dad Struggled, And How They Could Stretch A Dollar Farther Than You Could Begin To Imagine.

I've Never Let A Rhinestone Go Unturned

Our Own Freewill, To Choose The Paths We Take, No Greater Deed Could Ever Be Done Than For Another's Sake.