I Love To Sit And Watch People.

I'm Not Picky, Quite Honestly.

The Last Time I Was On A Small Set Would've Been Probably My Left Foot.

As A Member Of The Audience I Don't Like It That I Can't See What's Going On In The Eyes And In The Face And In The Most Subtle Responses Of A Performer When I'm More Than A Few Rows Back. I Find It Very Frustrating.

If You Have A Milkshake And I Have A Milkshake, And I Have A Straw And My Straw Reaches Across The Room And Starts To Drink Your Milkshake... I Drink Your Milkshake! I Drink It Up!

At A Certain Age It Just Became Apparent To Me That This Was Probably The Work That I Would Have To Do.