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I'm Not Like A Real Person. I Love Being Artificial. I Think There's A Little Magic In The Fact That I'm So Totally Real, But Look So Artificial At The Same Time.

I Have Two Favorite Colors - White And Yellow. White Makes Me Feel Light And Airy. Yellow Makes Me Happy.

I Have A Big Gay And Lesbian Following And They've Been Very Loyal And Kind To Me.

I Don't Listen To Music For Fun. I Ain't Got Enough Time For Fun! I'm Always Busy Writing My Own Music. I Don't Try To Compete Or See What Other People Are Doing.

The Only Way I'd Be Caught Without Makeup Is If My Radio Fell In The Bathtub While I Was Taking A Bath And Electrocuted Me And I Was In Between Makeup At Home. I Hope My Husband Would Slap A Little Lipstick On Me Before He Took Me To The Morgue.