I Love To Cook. But I Have

I Brake For Birds. I Rock A Lot Of Polka Dots. I Have Touched Glitter In The Last 24 Hours. I Spend My Entire Day Talking To Children. And I Find It Fundamentally Strange That You're Not A Dessert Person. It Freaks Me Out. I'm Sorry That I Don't Talk Like Murphy Brown. And I Hate Your Pants Suit. I Wish It Had Ribbons On It Or Something Just To Make It Slightly Cuter But That Doesn't Mean I'm Not Smart And Tough And Strong.

People Sometimes Say, 'oh, You Were A Movie Star,' And I'm Like, 'no, I Was A Supporting Actress.' I Wasn't An A-list Actress, And I'm Fine With That. I'm Proud Of What I Did In Film.

Nothing's Better Than A Picnic.

I Grew Up Believing My Sister Was From The Planet Neptune And Had Been Sent Down To Earth To Kill Me.

I Wish I Got Invited To More Luaus. I Really Do!