I Love The Tea Party. They Are

There's No Greater Model, In My View, Than Jesus Christ.

You're Not A Patriot Unless Even When You Lose, It's Still Your Country.

When People Say To Me, 'you Hate America,' I Don't Hate America. I Love America. I Am Just Embarrassed That It Has Been Taken Over By People Like Evangelicals, By People Who Do Not Believe In Science And Rationality. It Is The 21st Century. And I Will Tell You, My Friend. The Future Does Not Belong To The Evangelicals. The Future Does Not Belong To Religion.

Meat Is Dirty. I Wouldn't Touch A Hot Dog Without A Condom On It

They're Talking About Banning Cigarette Smoking Now In Any Place That's Used By Ten Or More People In A Week, Which, I Guess, Means That Madonna Can't Even Smoke In Bed.