I Love The Rain - It Washes

My Luck Is Getting Worse And Worse. Last Night, For Instance, I Was Mugged By A Quaker.

My Grandfather Was A Very Insignificant Man, Actually. At His Funeral His Hearse Followed The Other Cars.

There Are Two Important Things In The World, The First Is Sex. The Other Isn't All That Important.

Life Is Divided Into The Horrible And The Miserable.

I Can Understand That An Audience, Buying A Ticket To See A Picture Of Mine, Wants To See Something Funny Because They Feel Confident That At Least I Have A Fighting Chance To Make A Funny Film When I Make A Film, Whereas If I Make A Dramatic Film There's One Chance In A Thousand That It's Really Going To Come Out Great, So I Understand How They Feel About That And They're Completely Right.