I Love The Rain - It Washes

I Was Thrown Out Of College For Cheating On The Metaphysics Exam; I Looked Into The Soul Of The Boy Sitting Next To Me.

Achilles Only Had An Achilles Heel, I Have An Entire Achilles Body.

My Mother Never Had Time For Me. When You're The Middle Child In A Family Of Five Million, You Don't Get Any Attention.

I Keep Wondering If There Is An Afterlife, And If There Is Will They Be Able To Break A Twenty?

What Was The Scandal? I Fell In Love With This Girl, Married Her. We Have Been Married For Almost 15 Years Now.