I Love Shirley Maclaine, Love That Woman.

Every Casting Director I've Met Is A Woman.

The Foundation Of Youth For Me...lots Of Water, Lots Of Laughter, Lots Of Sex.

Comparison Is A Brutal Assault Upon One's Self. Once You Compare Yourself To Someone Else, What You're Really Saying Is That What You're Made Of Isn't Good Enough.

Everybody Has Been Cheated On, Everyone Will Be Cheated On.

We Went To High School Together; He Was A Year Older Than Me. I Remember Him There . . . He Was Very Tall And Skinny, Wore Lots Of Ponytails In His Head, And I'm Pretty Sure I Bought Weed From Him. I Had To Have.