I Love People Who Have Such Passion

I Like To Just Follow What I Find Compelling. In Order For Me To Be Compelling, I Have To Be Compelled. I Don't Try To Think About What People Are Interested In Seeing, I Have To Be Interested. For Me, That Works The Best.

I Know They Don't Recommend Ibuprofen During Pregnancy, But You Needed Something Fast For The Hangovers.

I’ll Always Be Doing Stand-up As Long As People Are Still Interested In Seeing Me.

We Usually Have Margaritas On Thursdays But Since It's Tuesday I'll Make An Exception.

Even If Times Are Tough And You're Enduring A Terrible Heartache, It's Important To Focus Your Anger On A Vibrator, Not Another Person.