I Love Mysticism - It's Such Fun.

I Have Very Old-fashioned Tastes.

I've Dabbled In Several Different Religions.

Why Would Anybody Lie? The Truth Is Always More Colourful.

I Like The Odd Glass Of Wine, A Coffee And A Cigarette. As You Get Older You Can't See The Wrinkles

The Real Fountain Of Youth Is To Have A Dirty Mind.