I Like The Odd Glass Of Wine,

The More Flesh You Show, The Higher Up The Ladder You Go.

Jealousy Is The Fear Of Losing The Thing You Love Most. It's Very Normal. Suspicion Is The Thing That's Abnormal.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

Well, I Was Fourteen In Texas. But I Looked Twenty-five.

There Is Nothing More Humiliating Than Loving Someone So Much That You Forgive The Infidelities.