I Love My Kids And Would Rather

I Like The Odd Glass Of Wine, A Coffee And A Cigarette. As You Get Older You Can't See The Wrinkles

I Have Absolutely Zero Interest In Politics.

We All Know Pain Doesn't Exist Without Some Coexisting Depression.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

Why Would Anybody Lie? The Truth Is Always More Colourful.