I Love My Daddy. My Daddy's Everything.

I've Had Grand Pianos That Are More Expensive Than, Like, A Year's Worth Of Rent.

I'd Rather People Love Me Or Hate Me Than Have No Opinion Of Me. Indifference Is Scary.

I Hope When I'm Dead I'll Be Considered An Icon, Though.

Be Brave And Celebrate With Us Your 'perceived Flaws,' As Society Tells Us. May We Make Our Flaws Famous, And Thus Redefine The Heinous.

Be Inspired To Ignore Their Ignorant Message, And Feel Gratitude In Your Heart That You Are Not Burdened Or Addicted To Hate, As They Are.