I Love Jesus. I Just Don't Like

There Is A Big Difference Between A Disappointing Friend And A Deadly Enemy. Of Course The Democrats Are Disappointing. That's What Makes Them Democrats. If They Were Any More Frustrating They'd Be Your Relatives. But In This Country They Are All That Stands Between You And Darkest Night. You Know Why Their Symbol Is The Letter 'd'? Because It's A Grade That Means Good Enough, But Just Barely. You Know Why The Republican Symbol Is 'r'? Because It's The Noise A Pirate Makes When He Robs You And Feeds You To A Shark.

Sarah Palin's Whole Family Got Into A Drunken Public Fistfight. Something Police Are Calling A 'tragic Case Of Trash-on-trash Violence.'

Anyone Who Is Elected Mayor Of A Place Called "sin City" Is Allowed To Be A Drunk.

Faith Means Making A Virtue Out Of Not Thinking. It's Nothing To Brag About. And Those Who Preach Faith, And Enable And Elevate It Are Intellectual Slaveholders, Keeping Mankind In A Bondage To Fantasy And Nonsense That Has Spawned And Justified So Much Lunacy And Destruction.

The Country Can't Get Well If The People Are Sick. And The People Are Sick.