I Couldn't Run For Any Office. I

Maybe Every Other American Movie Shouldn't Be Based On A Comic Book. Other Countries Will Think Americans Live In An Infantile Fantasy Land Where Reality Is Whatever We Say It Is And Every Problem Can Be Solved With Violence.

Scientists Say An 8.9 Earthquake Here Could Knock Down Buildings, Flood Coastal Areas... And Improve The Roads.

Herman Cain Answered The Wall Street Protesters, And He Had A Message For These Protesters. He Said, 'if You Don't Have A Job, If You're Not Rich, Don't Blame Wall Street, Don't Blame The Banks, Blame Yourself.' And A Nation Of Out Of Work Teabaggers Said, 'yeah! Hey, Wait A Minute.'

It's That Time Of Year Again, April 15, Taxes. I Know It's Depressing, But Just Remember, You're Paying For Roads, Bridges, Hospitals, And An Army To Keep The Nation Free. Unfortunately That Nation Is Afghanistan.

The Republicans Proved They Are Not The Party Of 'no.' They're The Party Of 'f**k, No!'