Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But

I Was Jumping Rope. Everything Was Fine. And Then Suddenly Everything Seemed So Futile.

Life Is Like A Ten Speed Bicycle. Most Of Us Have Gears We Never Use.

It's A Mistake To Try To Avoid The Unpleasant Things In Life... But I'm Beginning To Consider It.

Wouldn't It Be Nice If Our Lives Were Like Vcrs , And We Could 'fast Forward' Through The Crummy Times?

I'm Depressed! I'm Completely Depressed! I Am Firmly Convinced That There Is No One In This World Who Really Likes Me!" "so What Else Is New?