I Love Fast Cars... And To Go

I've Dated Men My Age, Younger Than Me And Older. The Only Difference Is The Young Ones Are Quicker At Taking Out The Garbage.

Have I Seen The Commitments? I Was Obsessed With That Movie. I Just Watched It Again About Two Weeks Ago.

But I Know Somebody Who Has A Bedside Urinal. How Do I Compete With That?

I Spent Every Day Just Praying That I Didn't Look Like A Big Dork On Camera.

I'm Afraid Of The Dark, So I Have A Lot Of Night-lights.