I Love Dogs. Like, A Lot. They’re

My Job Is To Show And Tell. If I Get Better At Showing And Telling Then Presumably I Get Hired More.

Online Dating Is Cool But I Think Myspace And Facebook Is A Little Bit Off Key.

If You're Lucky Like Me, Your Relationship With Your Brother Has Resolved Itself On The Peaceful Side Of The Fence And Has Stayed There. But If You're Someone Who's Got A Family That's All Fractured And Finding It Hard To Relate, That's A Very Sad Place To Be.

I'm A Nice Middle Class Public Schoolboy Who Underachieved And Wasn't Going Anywhere Fast. I Didn't Get Any Gcses Or A-levels. But Everyone Was Like: "please, Will You Do Something?" And I Was Thinking: "well, I Kind Of Like The Idea Of Joining The French Foreign Legion."

I'd Learned How To Lie And Manipulate From An Early Age So A Combination Of That, Desperation, Having To Have My Own Fridge And My Umbilical Cord Back... I Had To Go Out Into The World. Then Some Angel Somewhere Said: "have You Considered Going To Drama School?" And This Sounded Like The Solution To All Of My Problems.