I Look Placid, You See, That's Why

I Have Great Family And Good Friends; The Stories I Told Became Popular, And People All Over The World Bought Them.

I'm Particularly Fond Of Boned Chicken Breasts With A Little Garlic Under The Flesh And Cooked In A Casserole For 40 Minutes With A Jar Of Olives, Some Cherry Tomatoes And A Spoonful Of Olive Oil.

I Think I Was Dealt A Good Hand. I Have Happy Genes.

If I See Marian Keyes' Books Or Patricia Scanlan's Books Given More Prominence Than Mine In The Bookstore, I'll Move Mine To The Front. I've Told Them I Do This, And They've Confessed To Doing The Same Thing To Me.

I'm An Escapist Kind Of Writer.