I Look At Guy Fieri And I

Being A Vegan Is A First-world Phenomenon, Completely Self-indulgent.

Peta Doesn't Want Stressed Animals To Be Cruelly Crowded Into Sheds, Ankle-deep In Their Own Crap, Because They Don't Want Any Animals To Die Ever And Basically Think Chickens Should, In Time, Gain The Right To Vote. I Don't Want Animals Stressed Or Crowded Or Treated Cruelly Or Inhumanely Because That Makes Them Probably Less Delicious.

I'd Love To Play Bass With Parliament Funkadelic, But I Can't Play Bass, So I Don't Think That's Going To Happen.

A Burger Is Something Anyone Can Do, Just Follow The Rules.

Good Food Is Very Often, Even Most Often, Simple Food.