I Live In A Van Down By

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

In The Land Of The Skunk The Man With Half A Nose Is King!

I Have What Doctors Call A Little Bit Of A Weight Problem.

I'm Just Dandy, I Got A Bowl Of Chocolate Pudding In My Underpants!