I Live In A Van Down By

Brothers Don't Shake Hands. Brothers Gotta Hug.

First Off, I Am 35 Years Old, I Am Divorced, And I Live In A Van Down By The River.

I Can Get A Great Look At A T-bone Steak By Shoving My Head Up A Bull's Ass But I'd Rather Take The Butchers Word For It.

People Need A Time To Laugh. It's Up To Us To Bonk Ourselves On The Head And Slip On A Banana Peel So The Average Guy Can Say, 'i May Be Bad, Honey, But I'm Not As Much Of An Idiot As That Guy On The Screen.'

I Still Have To Work On My Weight And Some Of My Other Demons.