I Live In A Kind Of Gay

There Is A Single Entendre, But I Don't Know About A Triple One.

I, As You May Know, Am No Stranger To The Organic Courgette, But I Still Cannot Work Out Who These Gay Footballers Are.

I Didn't Think Of Myself As A Tart, But I Wouldn't Argue With Anyone Who Did

However Light-hearted You Try To Be About It, The Loss Of Youth, And Everything That Goes With It, Is Quite A Trauma.

Just Because Someone's Dead Doesn't Mean It's Over. My Grandfather Died More Than 25 Years Ago, But I Still Think Of Him A Lot And Smell His Smell.