I Didn't Think Of Myself As A

Rodents Can Come Across As Being Quite Vacant In The Personality Stakes

I Live In A Kind Of Gay Bubble. I Live In A Gay House, I Drive A Gay Car. I Eat Gay Food

I Knew That This Was What I Wanted To Talk About On Stage. There Was No Point Being Coy About It, Or Pretending That I Wasn't Gay. That Was The Substance Of My Whole Act. If You Took That Away, There Would Be Nothing Left

It Was All About Wanting To Get Revenge. Pathetic, Really, But It Still Is The Motivation.

The English Like Eccentrics. They Just Don't Like Them Living Next Door.