I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are

When You Put Listerine In Your Mouth, It Hurts. Germs Do Not Go Quietly.

It's Hard To Fight When You're In A Gazebo.

I Like To Wear A "do Not Disturb" Sign Around My Neck So That Little Kids Can't Tell Me Knock-knock Jokes. "hey, How Ya Doin'? Knock-knock." "read The Sign, Punk!"

The Customer’s Always Right.

I Want To Make A Vending Machine That Sells Vending Machines. It'd Have To Be Real Big.