I Like To Write, I Like To

As You Get Older, As A Comedian, And Keep Doing It, What You Actually Start To Cherish On Stage Is Not The Build-up To The Jokes, But How Comfortable You Can Be In The Silence And The Non-laughing Parts, And How Long You Can Take The Audience Without A Laugh To Then Get A Huge Reaction.

We Need Conservatives That Can Accept Gays, And Then We Need Hippies That Can Shave And Bathe.

We Would Not Be Here If Humanity Were Inherently Evil. We'd Have Eaten Ourselves Alive Long Ago.

Zombies Can't Believe The Energy We Waste On Nonfood Pursuits.

What You Want To Worship Above Youth, I Think, Is Beauty, And Beauty Is So Beyond Just Appearances After A While. Because You Can Be With Someone Who's Good-looking; If They Open Their Mouths And They're An Idiot, Then They Cease To Be Beautiful Very Quickly.