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The Female Nudity In Movies Is Always Sexualized.

Summer Camp: The Second Worst Camp For Jews.

Being With Friends Felt Like A Burden. I Remember Just Sobbing.

I'd Rather Have A Girl Exposed To Me Than 25 Women In Prom Dresses Vying For A Stranger.

I Remember My First Standup Act When I Was Seventeen; I Did A Really Lame Song About Being Flat Chested. I Was Doing It In New York, And I Remember Kevin Brennan, The Guy I Lost My Virginity To, Was Like "that Song Doesn't Make Sense, You Have Tits."