I Like To Shock People.

An Overweight Guy Went To The Doctor Who Advised Him To Try A Keep Fit Dvd. But The Guy Said He Couldn't Be Bothered. “well” Suggested The Doctor, “try Something That Leaves You A Little Short Of Breath.” So The Buy Took Up Smoking.

I Do Say No To Lots Of Things, Actually! I Know It Doesn't Look Like It. But I Have A Tendency To A) Be Rubbish At Saying No, And B) Be Pushed By Some Kind Of Protestant Work Ethic.

My Doctor Told Me I Should Get Out Of Breath Three Times A Week, So I Took Up Smoking.

People Can Forgive Each Other.

A Lot Of People Do That Kind Of Nostalgia Stuff Believing That They Were Very Happy In Their Teenage Years, But That's Probably Just An Illusion.